women
This really is a big problem
10/16/08 09:46 PM Filed in: Humor
So a while ago I wrote about the Love Mattress and how it would help guys while sleeping as the big spoon. I recently found this video which is helpful if you can't get your hands on a Love Mattress. Enjoy!
Getting Intimate:How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed
Getting Intimate:How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed
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Global Warming Perks...
so lets be realistic...global warming is a big deal and is a problem. i do believe that the earth's global climate fluctuates as is observed via CO2 levels in ice cores, but i also believe that the human population is causing an increase in the rate at which global warming is occurring.
if you haven't checked it out already, i highly suggest going to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Control [IPCC] website and checking out some of the science behind my above mentioned beliefs.
i do realize that many people don't care about the gory details of the science on the IPCC website, so when i found this picture i thought it would be an easy way to get my point across, while at the same time pointing out a little thought about positive regarding global warming.
so as you can see there has been a distinct "s" curve relating the temperature of the earth and the size of women's lingerie. i [being a scientist] plotted this data to make it easier to see.
using the latest in computer technology, i was able to use molecular modeling software to determine how the underwear has progressed from 1800 through today and thus use this information to determine what size it will have in 2200.
as you can see it no longer exists as of 2025.
after an exhaustive study, it was also concluded that the stated results also apply to women's bathing suits as seen in these two photographs used in data collection.
circa 2007
if you haven't checked it out already, i highly suggest going to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Control [IPCC] website and checking out some of the science behind my above mentioned beliefs.
i do realize that many people don't care about the gory details of the science on the IPCC website, so when i found this picture i thought it would be an easy way to get my point across, while at the same time pointing out a little thought about positive regarding global warming.
so as you can see there has been a distinct "s" curve relating the temperature of the earth and the size of women's lingerie. i [being a scientist] plotted this data to make it easier to see.
using the latest in computer technology, i was able to use molecular modeling software to determine how the underwear has progressed from 1800 through today and thus use this information to determine what size it will have in 2200. as you can see it no longer exists as of 2025.
after an exhaustive study, it was also concluded that the stated results also apply to women's bathing suits as seen in these two photographs used in data collection.
circa 2007so to all those male scientists who are always hating on global warming, pause for a moment and appreciate some of the perks...in 18 years the planet will be full of naked women.
and then, just maybe then, you [we] will actually have a chance with a real-life women...YAY!
and then, just maybe then, you [we] will actually have a chance with a real-life women...YAY!
i should be studying, but i want to gloat...
03/28/07 08:27 PM Filed in: Humor
so a woman told me i was right...lets pause for a moment and appreciate that (count to four quietly if you are a woman). for all the guys out there you understand what i mean.
seriously, i have a physical chemistry of biological macromolecules exam in about 13 hours and i would rather tell the world that a woman told me i was right than study. well yeah i would do anything other than studying, but this seems like a really really good excuse.
so most women are probally thinking that this guy just things he was right, but the woman was lying. well to those nonbelievers i have proof, undeniable proof. i have a picture, a picture which as not been edited (well i removed part of the statement that was not important), which proves i was right, and i needed to post this so i could always remember the time i was right and a woman told me.
so for all you men out there who have never been right, i share my moment with you, and hope that someday you too feel the wonderful majestic feeling of being right!
and lena, i want you to know i will cherish this picture and moment for the rest of my life (if you want the context of the picture check out lena's blog).
seriously, i have a physical chemistry of biological macromolecules exam in about 13 hours and i would rather tell the world that a woman told me i was right than study. well yeah i would do anything other than studying, but this seems like a really really good excuse.
so most women are probally thinking that this guy just things he was right, but the woman was lying. well to those nonbelievers i have proof, undeniable proof. i have a picture, a picture which as not been edited (well i removed part of the statement that was not important), which proves i was right, and i needed to post this so i could always remember the time i was right and a woman told me.
so for all you men out there who have never been right, i share my moment with you, and hope that someday you too feel the wonderful majestic feeling of being right!
and lena, i want you to know i will cherish this picture and moment for the rest of my life (if you want the context of the picture check out lena's blog).