a buddy of mine sent me these science based jokes regarding women, which i found really funny, but probably will take a lot of crap for posting.

therefore i will now state the obvious for all the men out there:

these aren't funny no matter how hard you laugh and how true you find the pictures below, they are lies...propaganda and are not to be taken for the truth (hopefully that saves my ass).


a wonderful proof showing the relationship between women and problems...you can also substitute the root of all evil into equation for and prove that women equal evil.

The purpose of a Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) is to inform industrial purchasers and users of hazardous chemicals of the reasonably foreseeable physical and chemical hazards that may arise from the use of those chemicals. Most materials packaged for consumer use are exempt from the requirements of the Hazard Communication Standard (HCS). The MSDS should include precautions for normal use, handling, storage, disposal, and spill cleanup.

i love how perfect that definition of a MSDS is and how it relates to women!

graphical proof of the man's inability to win an argument...we have all been there



this one had me rolling around...yep one switch for a guy and a lot of knobs for women...not so easy to use or understand.


an time study on how long a a woman stays in her natural habitat vs how long a man will venture into a woman's natural habitat.

i wish i had links back to the sites that these were originally on, but i don't...if you know drop me a comment so i can give appropriate links!

Tags: science, Humor