google, i am your bitch
04/15/07 08:40 PM Filed in: Humor
i am an admitted google whore...i use the google search engine, gmail, gtalk, google calender, blogger, google docs, google analytics, google webmaster tool kit, google toolbar for firefox, google browser sync, google page creator, google glossary, and google scholar!
in case you weren't counting that is 13 different google applications! yes, i am a WHORE!
so when i am online i am using a google related application constantly. so when i found this picture online by Randy Siegal i felt that most of the new applications would be very useful! For the full effect check this out!
Your Brain: for those times you you can't remember something, but you know you know
Your Home: where are my keys...thanks google!
Family: birthdays, anniversaries, gift ideas, must i say more?
Friends: find out where they are and what they are doing so you can choose whom to grace with your presence
Ex-friends: find out where they are and what they are doing so you can make their life a living hell
Relatives: when are they coming to visit and how long...what annoys them so that they will leave
Co-workers: who will do your work for you and what your bosses really really like
Ex-spouse(s): i also assume this means ex-girl/boyfriend(s) so do i really need to explain this one?
Enemies: keep those suckers close
Satellite Photos of People You Want to Spy On: you know, that girl you are interested in, or i guess your kids or something
Satellite Photos of People Spying on You: keep those suckers close
Medical Records: i love how this is vague about who's records...find out when to make a move on that great apartment the old man lives in
Credit Reports: identity fraud?
Tax Records: what years did i forget [not] pay my taxes?
Phone Records: who called me and who did i call last night?
Court Documents: what happened last night?
Other People's Conversations: what did you say last night?
Books: just read that last page!
Movies: what was that line in office space?
TV Shows: what was that line in family guy?
Music: what was that 50 cent lyric?
Pornography: nuh said
Your Past: who am i?
Your Present: what am i doing?
Your Future: where am i going?
oh man i cannot wait until google takes my entire life over...google i am your bitch!
in case you weren't counting that is 13 different google applications! yes, i am a WHORE!
so when i am online i am using a google related application constantly. so when i found this picture online by Randy Siegal i felt that most of the new applications would be very useful! For the full effect check this out!
Your Brain: for those times you you can't remember something, but you know you know
Your Home: where are my keys...thanks google!
Family: birthdays, anniversaries, gift ideas, must i say more?
Friends: find out where they are and what they are doing so you can choose whom to grace with your presence
Ex-friends: find out where they are and what they are doing so you can make their life a living hell
Relatives: when are they coming to visit and how long...what annoys them so that they will leave
Co-workers: who will do your work for you and what your bosses really really like
Ex-spouse(s): i also assume this means ex-girl/boyfriend(s) so do i really need to explain this one?
Enemies: keep those suckers close
Satellite Photos of People You Want to Spy On: you know, that girl you are interested in, or i guess your kids or something
Satellite Photos of People Spying on You: keep those suckers close
Medical Records: i love how this is vague about who's records...find out when to make a move on that great apartment the old man lives in
Credit Reports: identity fraud?
Tax Records: what years did i forget [not] pay my taxes?
Phone Records: who called me and who did i call last night?
Court Documents: what happened last night?
Other People's Conversations: what did you say last night?
Books: just read that last page!
Movies: what was that line in office space?
TV Shows: what was that line in family guy?
Music: what was that 50 cent lyric?
Pornography: nuh said
Your Past: who am i?
Your Present: what am i doing?
Your Future: where am i going?
oh man i cannot wait until google takes my entire life over...google i am your bitch!