Global Warming Perks...
so lets be realistic...global warming is a big deal and is a problem. i do believe that the earth's global climate fluctuates as is observed via CO2 levels in ice cores, but i also believe that the human population is causing an increase in the rate at which global warming is occurring.
if you haven't checked it out already, i highly suggest going to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Control [IPCC] website and checking out some of the science behind my above mentioned beliefs.
i do realize that many people don't care about the gory details of the science on the IPCC website, so when i found this picture i thought it would be an easy way to get my point across, while at the same time pointing out a little thought about positive regarding global warming.

so as you can see there has been a distinct "s" curve relating the temperature of the earth and the size of women's lingerie. i [being a scientist] plotted this data to make it easier to see.
using the latest in computer technology, i was able to use molecular modeling software to determine how the underwear has progressed from 1800 through today and thus use this information to determine what size it will have in 2200.
as you can see it no longer exists as of 2025.
after an exhaustive study, it was also concluded that the stated results also apply to women's bathing suits as seen in these two photographs used in data collection.
circa 2007
if you haven't checked it out already, i highly suggest going to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Control [IPCC] website and checking out some of the science behind my above mentioned beliefs.
i do realize that many people don't care about the gory details of the science on the IPCC website, so when i found this picture i thought it would be an easy way to get my point across, while at the same time pointing out a little thought about positive regarding global warming.

so as you can see there has been a distinct "s" curve relating the temperature of the earth and the size of women's lingerie. i [being a scientist] plotted this data to make it easier to see.
using the latest in computer technology, i was able to use molecular modeling software to determine how the underwear has progressed from 1800 through today and thus use this information to determine what size it will have in 2200. as you can see it no longer exists as of 2025.
after an exhaustive study, it was also concluded that the stated results also apply to women's bathing suits as seen in these two photographs used in data collection.
circa 2007so to all those male scientists who are always hating on global warming, pause for a moment and appreciate some of the perks...in 18 years the planet will be full of naked women.
and then, just maybe then, you [we] will actually have a chance with a real-life women...YAY!
and then, just maybe then, you [we] will actually have a chance with a real-life women...YAY!
