2007-08-31

i don't believe this...but it's funny

a buddy of mine sent me these science based jokes regarding women, which i found really funny, but probably will take a lot of crap for posting.

therefore i will now state the obvious for all the men out there:

these aren't funny no matter how hard you laugh and how true you find the pictures below, they are lies...propaganda and are not to be taken for the truth
(hopefully that saves my ass).


a wonderful proof showing the relationship between women and problems...you can also substitute the root of all evil into equation for and prove that women equal evil.



The purpose of a Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) is to inform industrial purchasers and users of hazardous chemicals of the reasonably foreseeable physical and chemical hazards that may arise from the use of those chemicals. Most materials packaged for consumer use are exempt from the requirements of the Hazard Communication Standard (HCS). The MSDS should include precautions for normal use, handling, storage, disposal, and spill cleanup.
i love how perfect that definition of a MSDS is and how it relates to women!

graphical proof of the man's inability to win an argument...we have all been there



this one had me rolling around...yep one switch for a guy and a lot of knobs for women...not so easy to use or understand.


an time study on how long a a woman stays in her natural habitat vs how long a man will venture into a woman's natural habitat.

i wish i had links back to the sites that these were originally on, but i don't...if you know drop me a comment so i can give appropriate links!

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2007-08-30

game over

this video is amazing for two reasons:
1. i love these old games
2. the concept is awesome
great job by Sarah Phelps & PES


video

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2007-08-28

my thoughts exactly

so phdcomics has done it again...a wonderful comic that sums up the science phd process succinctly. so instead of me blabbering on here it is:

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2007-08-14

how smart is your job?

per usual, i found something online that made me think and thus i will pass it on to you. this time it was about the average IQ of different occupations. the data was taken from a paper by Robert M. Hauser (Meritocracy, cognitive ability, and the sources of occupational success.pdf). i found the chart, which was made by Rodrigo de la Jara, to be very interesting.


It was no surprise that doctors, both MD and PhD, were at the top of the list, but what did surprise me was the limited range of IQ throughout the entire list. the range of IQ (for the 50th percentile) was only between 90 and 120 and if you remove the bottom three and top three occupations it become closer to 94 to 114. now if you think about the fact that the average IQ is 100 it appears that most occupations are within reach for anyone with an IQ of 90 (below average). i only counted 13 of the occupations which did not cover an IQ of 90. I know that these are the bottom of the IQ ranges for the occupation, but what this left me with was the feeling that maybe those workers i take for granted are smarter that i give them credit for.

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2007-08-09

science tats

i don't know why, but whenever i am sitting around with some of my fellow science grad students with beers, we always end up talking about science tattoos. it appears that we are not the only ones since i came across a post on the loom regarding the same topic and i found it amusing that some of the pictures posted are of the normal stuff we talked about, but it left me wanting more. due to my curiosity about what other sciency tattoos there are out there here are some i found with a little searching, plus the ones on the original post on the loom.




















so the question of the day is what would you get?

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2007-08-01

Smart teens don’t have sex (or kiss much either), nor do students at MIT

are you smart? were you smart in high school? do you get any? did you get any in high school?

according to a 2000 study of 2,000 adolescents enrolled in the 7th to 12th grades the smarter (or dumber, but that doesn't apply to us, right?) the kid is, the less their chance of having sex is. in summary:
Controlling for age, physical maturity, and mother’s education, a significant curvilinear relationship between intelligence and coital status was demonstrated; adolescents at the upper and lower ends of the intelligence distribution were less likely to have sex. Higher intelligence was also associated with postponement of the initiation of the full range of partnered sexual activities. An expanded model incorporating a variety of control and mediator variables was tested to identify mechanisms by which the relationship operates.

Conclusions: Higher intelligence operates as a protective factor against early sexual activity during adolescence, and lower intelligence, to a point, is a risk factor. More systematic investigation of the implications of individual differences in cognitive abilities for sexual activities and of the processes that underlie those activities is warranted.

as i read the article i started thinking back to other people's high school years (did you really think i was going to tell you about my sexual exploits? if so you need to bring me to bison county and steadily feed me beer.), and i realized that the study is probably correct!


as you can now see, assuming an IQ of 100 is average, there is a distinct difference between the smart kids and the average kids. there is also an interesting difference between guys and girls.

the authors discuss some interesting conclusions:
Even very “early” behaviors, such as holding hands and kissing, are inversely related to PPVT scores, suggesting that higher intelligence is associated with a generalized delay in the onset of all partnered sexual activities.

The peak crime rate occurs in the IQ range from 75 to 90; this is approximately the same range in which the probability of having sex is highest in the Add Health sample (using AHPVT scores standardized to an IQ metric). Although many factors influence adolescents’ sexual behavior, just as many factors influence delinquency, it is clear that higher intelligence is a protective factor and lower intelligence, to a point, constitutes a risk factor.

The idea that brighter adolescents postpone holding hands and kissing because they believe that such activity will start them down the path to coitus (and toward the negative consequences that coitus may entail) implies an extremely far-sighted concern with a “slippery slope” that is hard to take seriously.

More intelligent adolescents do evidence a stronger attachment to conventional values and institutions, and higher expectations about goal attainment. For example, they make better grades in school, they have higher expectations about attending college, they believe their parents are more disapproving of sexual activity, they report higher religious attendance, and they are more likely to be involved in structured activities such as school clubs. Each of these factors is also associated with sexual postponement and appears to play a role in the protective effect of intelligence.

Previous analyses on measures of sexual interest, sexual motivation (e.g., masturbation), and conservatism of sexual attitudes from the Biosocial Factors data indicate that higher intelligence is not associated with lesser sexual interest, just with a postponement of acting on that interest.

The inclusion of multiple control and mediator variables yielded no change in the relative odds of having sex among adolescents who score very low on the AHPVT. This suggests that the elements and dynamics of the protection process differ for adolescents who fall at opposite ends of the intelligence distribution.

For males with IQs under 70, 63.3% were still virgins, for those with IQs between 70-90 only 50.2% were virgin, 58.6% were virgins with IQs between 90-110, and 70.3% with IQs over 110 were virgins.

Each additional point of IQ increased the odds of virginity by 2.7% for males and 1.7% for females.

i also found another discussion of the same topic, which had some other interesting points regarding college aged students, since the first study only went through the 12th grade. This study looked at MIT and Wellesley:
By the age of 19, 80% of US males and 75% of women have lost their virginity, and 87% of college students have had sex. But this number appears to be much lower at elite (i.e. more intelligent) colleges. According to the article, only 56% of Princeton undergraduates have had intercourse. At Harvard 59% of the undergraduates are non-virgins, and at MIT, only a slight majority, 51%, have had intercourse. Further, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.

The student surveys at MIT and Wellesley also compared virginity by academic major. The chart for Wellesley displayed below shows that 0% of studio art majors were virgins, but 72% of biology majors were virgins, and 83% of biochem and math majors were virgins! Similarly, at MIT 20% of 'humanities' majors were virgins, but 73% of biology majors. (Apparently those most likely to read Darwin are also the least Darwinian!)

While still consistent with pregnancy fears and competing interests, lower sex drive seems like a better fit. In fact another revealing finding from the Counterpoint survey was that while 95% of US men and 70% of women masturbate, this number is only 68% of men and 20% of women at MIT!

But lower sex drive and anxiety about sex's consequences can't be the whole story either. Half Sigma also showed that the smartest men in the GSS (approx. IQ >120) were also more likely to visit a prostitute. (Hardly indicative of cautiousness) This may suggest intelligent men are less able to find willing sex partners. Are smart men less attractive to women? Perhaps in some ways. For instance HS found that smart men were less likely to be athletic, and this paper shows, unathletic men and women have fewer sex partners. Athletic men, with more willing sexual partners are also less likely to visit a prostitute. Athletic activity gives men more masculine bodies, which are more attractive to women. A more masculine physique correlates with (PDF) an increased number of sex partners.

So intelligent people have lower libidos and less masculine physiques. What hormone is responsible for both sex drive and masculine builds? That's right: testosterone.

And two new papers suggest that testosterone may depress IQ. One team found that salivary testosterone levels were lower for preadolescent boys with IQs above 130 and below 70. (the same two groups most likely to be virgins in adolescence)

so what does this tell us? first off, brandeis grad students are way more sexually active than MIT's.

and second off, as a biochemist, with a reputation on the line:

I GO TO BRANDEIS, NOT MIT!

as for the rest of the conclusions, i will let you ponder, so let me know what you think in the comments!

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